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From: golden@eosp1.UUCP (Pat Golden)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The New Priest (Old, but I haven't seen it on before)
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Date: Fri, 26-Oct-84 13:52:35 EDT
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Posted: Fri Oct 26 13:52:35 1984
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                          "The New Priest"


 The new priest at his first mass was so afraid he could hardly speak.
 After mass, he asked the monsignor how he could relax.  The monsignor
 replied, "Perhaps next time you should try putting a few martini's in
 the water pitcher, after a few sips everything should go smoothly."  So
 the young priest put his elders suggestion into practice and really 
 talked up a storm.  After mass he asked the monsignor how he thought he
 did, and the monsignor replied, "There are a few things you should learn
 before addressing the congregation:



 1. There are 10 commandments not 12.

 2. There are 12 desciples not 10.

 3. David slew Goliath not kicked the shit out of him.

 4. We do not refer to the cross as the big "T".

 5. We do not refer to our Lord Jesus Christ and his Desciples as
    J. C. and the boys.

 6. We do not refer to our Father the Son and the Holy Ghost as the
    Big Daddy, Jr. and the Spook.

 7. Next Wednesday there will be a Taffy pulling contest at St. Peters
    not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy.

 8th last but not least: It's the Virgin Mary not the Mary with the cherry."




                                            Pat Golden


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