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From: maybee@gpp1.UUCP (Joe Maybee)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Off. to Rajneeshees (rot13)
Message-ID: <15@gpp1.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 26-Oct-84 17:53:58 EST
Article-I.D.: gpp1.15
Posted: Fri Oct 26 17:53:58 1984
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Cvpxrq guvf hc, va bs nyy cynprf, abegujrfgrea Jnfuvatgba.
Frrzf gurl gnxr n QVZ ivrj bs gur Enwarrfurrf, gb fnl gur
yrnfg:


      GUR BERTBA FGNGR QRCNEGZRAG BS SVFU & JVYQYVSR

Gur 1984-85 Ovt Tnzr frnfba va gur Fgngr bs Bertba jvyy or pybfrq
qhr gb gur fubegntr bs ovt tnzr navznyf.  Gur sbyybjvat jvyy ABG
or uhagrq jvguva guvf fgngr'f obhaqnevrf guvf frnfba:  Qrre, ryx
nagrybcr, orne, pbhtne naq fdhveeryf.

Ubjrire, va gur cynpr bs gur tnzr navznyf, gurer jvyy or na bcra
frnfba ba gur prageny rnfgrea Enwarrfu, xabja ybpnyyl nf gur Erq
Engf, be Erq irezva.

Gurfr Erq Engf znl or n yvggyr ebhtu gb qerff bhg, naq vs thg fubg,
cebonoyl ABG jbegu gur rssbeg.

VG JVYY OR HAYNJSHY GB:

  1.  Uhag va n cnegl bs bire 700 uhagref.

  2.  Hfr zber guna 50 nggnpx qbtf va bar tebhc.

  3.  Hfr yrff guna n 25 pnyvore evsyr be qbhoyr-00 ohpxfubg
      (gurl ner guvpx fxvaarq.)


GENCCVAT ERTHYNGVBAF:

  1.  Gencf ZNL ABG or frg jvguva 15 srrg bs ibgvat obbguf.

  2.  Gencf ZNL ABG or onvgrq jvgu n ivetva, sbbq fgnzcf, jrysner
      fgnzcf be n Ebyyf-Eblpr.

  3.  Nyy gencf zhfg unir abg yrff guna n 120-yo. fcevat.  Gurl
      genc wnjf zhfg or xrcg funec naq va tbbq jbexvat beqre.


BGURE EHYRF NAQ ERTHYNGVBAF:

  1.  Vg vf haynjshy gb cbffrff n ebnq-xvyyrq Erq Eng.  Vg'f BX
      gb uvg bar, ohg qba'g cvpx gur onfgneq hc.

  2.  Vg vf haynjshy gb hfr nal erpbeqrq be nzcyvsvrq qrivpr gb genc
      n Erq Eng, jvgu gur rkprcgvba bs gur sbyybjvat: n erpbeqvat bs
      Pelfgny Tnlyrf'f "Qba'g vg znxr zl oebja rlrf oyhr."

 
UBJ GB GRYY JURA N ERQ ENG VF VA GUR NERN:

  1.  Lbh fcbg n Ebyyf-Eblpr jvgu n qrns zhgr va gur onpx frng.

  2.  Lbh frr zber guna 5 Ebyyf-Eblprf gbtrgure.

  3.  Qvfcbfnoyr qvncref ba gur fgerrg.

  4.  Ynetr yvar bhgfvqr gur Jnfpb pbhagl jrysner bssvpr.

  5.  Rzcgl obbxf bs sbbq fgnzcf guebja ba gur tebhaq.


ABGR:

  Boivbhfyl, erq uhagvat irfgf fubhyq or rkpunatrq sbe fbzr
  bgure pbybe!