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From: mohan@alberta.UUCP (Mohan Palat)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Micro Farad escapes from cell
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Date: Sun, 28-Oct-84 18:31:22 EST
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Posted: Sun Oct 28 18:31:22 1984
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                   Micro Farad escapes from cell
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    A 100 mF reward is being offered for the capture of Micro Farad 
    and his side-kick Eddy Current, who is possibly armed with an
    e-gun. They escaped recently from their Weston primary cell where 
    they had been clapped in ions, and have not been seen since. They
    had been charged with the theft of joules from a volt and also 
    with the induction of a five year old coil called Milli Henry, who
    was found half-choked. They were last seen riding megacycles over
    the Wheatstone bridge. These two potentially dangerous criminals are 
    a positive nuisance and an impedance to the course of justice.
    
    STOP PRESS: Micro Farad and his side-kick Eddy Current have been
    re-arrested by constable Milli Amp of the Electro Motive Force. They
    are now safely in their cells, waiting discharge.

                                                         MOHAN PALAT
                                                         U of A, Edmonton