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From: ebl@mhuxv.UUCP (LEVINE)
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Subject: Life in the Fast Lane
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Date: Tue, 30-Oct-84 15:27:58 EST
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Posted: Tue Oct 30 15:27:58 1984
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	A snail went into a Cadillac dealer and requested to buy a
one of the latest offerings.  The only condition was that it had
to have a custom paint job.  The snail wanted a bright yellow finish
with a big black "S" plastered across the hood.

	"What's this?" said the surprised salesman.  "What are YOU,
a lowly snail, going to do with a big car like this?  ... and this
"S" on the hood !!!  Is this supposed to be some sort of status
symbol ??"

	"Close, very close" replied the small hard shelled invertebrate.
"You see, when I drive down the street I want people to point and say ...


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                LOOK AT THAT ... ESCARGOT !

Sorry !		Eli Levine - AT&T Computer Systems Division @ Summit, N.J.