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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Halloween Joke
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Date: Wed, 31-Oct-84 11:57:34 EST
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Posted: Wed Oct 31 11:57:34 1984
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Apologies to those who remember this joke from last year.
However, there might be a new crop of students on the net.....

A man came home from work and as he entered the house he
yelled "Hi honey, I'm home."  There was no response.  He
walked through the house and saw a note on the refrigerator.
It read "I'm out with the girls and I'll be home about 8.
Either fix yourself something to eat, or wait for me and
we'll eat when I get home."

Well, he decided to wait until his wife returned.  However,
his stomach started to growl and he remembered that he had
an apple left over from his lunch.  He got the apple, polished
it a little, and heard the doorbell ring.  He went to the door
and there stood a little blond haired girl holding out a 
little paper bag.  "Trick or treat" she said.

He looked at the girl, looked at the apple, sensed his stomach,
looked at the girl again, and with a slight sigh dropped his
apple in the bag.  The little girl looked down in the bag,
looked up again, and complained "You stupid sonofabitch.  You
broke my cookies!"