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From: ronse@prlb2.UUCP (Ronse)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Anti-Hitler joke
Message-ID: <316@prlb2.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 31-Oct-84 14:54:44 EST
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Posted: Wed Oct 31 14:54:44 1984
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<bugs eat nazis>

One day Hitler is driven through the countryside at breakneck speed 
by his special SS chauffeur. As they hurtle round a corner, the driver 
sees a pig wandering across the road. He slams on the brakes, but 
cannot stop in time.

- Well! Well! says Hitler seeing blood splattered on the road, we
should tell the farmer what happened.

So he instructs the driver to announce the farmer the bad news. The 
SS goes off immediately, and Hitler waits for him in the car.

Two hours later, the chauffeur is not yet back... The sun sets.

Late at night the driver finaly comes back, completely drunk.

- What happened? asks the f"uhrer.

- We've been drinking six bottles of champagne.

- What! We kill his pig and he offers you champagne. What did you say
to him?

- I just said: Heil Hitler! The swine is dead.