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From: rbh@stcvax.UUCP (Brent Haws)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Ghostbusters, the drinking version...
Message-ID: <321@stcvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 31-Oct-84 10:36:46 EST
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Posted: Wed Oct 31 10:36:46 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 3-Nov-84 20:05:15 EST
Organization: Storage Technology Corp.  Louisville, CO
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(Sing to "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr.)

(Chorus)  CHUG-GA-LUGA!

When your on the town,
Seein' whats goin' down,
What ya gonna do?
(Chorus)  CHUG-GA-LUGA!

You better not sip,
When it hits your lips,
What ya gonna chug,
(Chorus)  SOME WHISKEY!

I ain't 'fraid of no kamikazie.

I ain't 'fraid of no shot.

Start to get the swirls,
Look'n at all the girls,
What ya gonna chug?
(Chorus)  A SCREW DRIVER!

Tryin' to find the door,
And your on the floor,
What ya gonna do?
(Chorus)  DRINK VADKA!

I ain't 'fraid of no kamikazie.

I ain't 'fraid of no upsidedown margarita.

What ya gonna chug?
(Chorus)  TAQUILA!

If you don't feel so good,
And you wish she would,
What ya gonna chug...
(Chorus)  CHUG SOME MO!

I ain't 'fraid of no full mug.
Fill up my beer mug.
Give me some more of those suds,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What ya gonna gulp?
(Chorus)  SOME WHITE RUSSIANS!

If you're not up to snuff,
And you feel you've had enough,
I think you'd better chug...
(Chorus)  SOME BRANDY!

Let me tell you somethin'...

DRINKIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOO-OO-OOD!

I ain't 'fraid of no BUD.

I ain't 'fraid of no kamikazie.

Don't drink alone, no, no.
(Chorus)  DRINK SCOTCH!

When the party'n done,
And you've had your fun,
What ya gonna do?
(Chorus)  P-P-PUKE!

When you go to bed,
You can look ahead,
For gettin' up with a,
(Chorus)  HANGOVER @#$%@!

What ya gonna chug?
(Chorus)  A GLASS!	(you're getting crazy!)
What ya gonna chug?
(Chorus)   A PITCHER!	(you're swirving!)
What ya gonna chug?
(Chorus)  A KEG!	(you're sluring!)
Louder!
(Chorus)  BOURBON!	(you're stumbling!)
What ya gonna chug?
(Chorus)  RHUM!		(you're swaying!)
What can ya chug?
(Chorus)  SOME WATER!	(I can't hear you!)
			(take two 'shots' and don't call me in the morning)
(repeat and fade...)

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Brent Haws  -  STC StorageTek (Disk Division)
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