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Subject: farmer-daughter story (rot13) - (nf)
Message-ID: <286@haddock.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 1-Nov-84 23:48:18 EST
Article-I.D.: haddock.286
Posted: Thu Nov  1 23:48:18 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 3-Nov-84 20:26:22 EST
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#N:haddock:12100018:000:1798
haddock!jimc    Oct 31 20:29:00 1984

    N jrnel geniryre jnf cnffvat guebhtu n fznyy gbja qhevat n 
onq envafgbez jura uvf pne ratvar vapheerq n frevbhf oernxqbja, 
bar juvpu jbhyq gnxr hagvy zbeavat sbe ercnve ng gur gbja'f fbyr 
ercnve fgngvba.  Jvgubhg nal zbarl sbe n ubgry, ur jnaqrerq vagb 
gur lneq bs n ybpny snezre.  N xvaqyl, yngr zvqqyr-ntrq zna 
terrgrq uvz ng gur qbbe.  
     "Rkphfr zr, fve," ur fnvq, "ohg V'ir pbzr vagb fbzr onq yhpx 
naq V arrq n cynpr gb fgnl.  Jbhyq lbh or noyr gb chg zr hc?"
     Gur snezre fnvq, "Lrf, ohg lbh jbhyq unir gb fyrrc va gur fnzr
ebbz jvgu zl friragrra-lrne-byq qnhtugre.  Pna V gehfg
lbh jvgu zl qnhtugre vs V yrg lbh fgnl jvgu ure?"
     "Nofbyhgryl," pnzr gur ercyl.
     Gur geniryre fbba sbhaq gb uvf qryvtug gung gur snezre'f 
qnhtugre jnf n ornhgvshy, ybir-fgneirq lbhat jbzna jub jnf 
rpfgngvp gb or noyr gb funer n ebbz jvgu guvf unaqfbzr, qnfuvat 
lbhat zna bs gur jbeyq.  Bs pbhefr, bar guvat yrq gb nabgure, naq 
fher rabhtu, gurl jrer va orq, tbvat ng vg nf dhvrgyl nf gurl 
pbhyq.
      Gurve rssbegf gb pbaprny gurve npgvivgvrf sebz gur 
cebgrpgvir sngure, ubjrire, cebirq gbgnyyl jbeguyrff jura, 
fbzrubj njner bs jung jnf unccravat, gur snezre pnzr ohefgvat 
vagb gur ebbz, naq fjrcg gur fubpxrq lbhat zna njnl sebz gur ibyhcghbhf 
lbhat jbzna.  Hanoyr gb erfvfg gur cbjreshy snezre'f fgebat 
tevc, gur lbhat zna jnf qenttrq guebhtu gur enva vagb n onea.  
Nsgre n srj erfbhaqvat pyhof ba gur urnq, gur lbhat zna, qvmml, 
sbhaq uvf fgvyy uneq pbpx obhaq snfg vafvqr n ivfr gung jnf 
pynzcrq gvtug jvgu n uhtr cnqybpx.  Va ubeebe, ur jngpurq nf gur 
snezre ortna gb funecra n ynetr ohgpure'f xavsr.  
      "Bu, ab," ur pevrq.  "Lbh'er abg tbvat gb phg bss zl ... "
      "Urpx, ab," fnvq gur snezre.  "Guvf xavsr vf sbe lbh.  V'z whfg
tbvat gb ohea gur onea qbja."