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From: kimcm@diku.UUCP (Kim Chr. Madsen.)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jewish joke (rot 13)
Message-ID: <452@diku.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 1-Nov-84 00:04:25 EST
Article-I.D.: diku.452
Posted: Thu Nov  1 00:04:25 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 3-Nov-84 22:00:45 EST
Organization: DIKU, U of Copenhagen, DK
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[Urneq guvf bar sebz zl 14 lrnef byq pbhfva.]

Gur wrjvfu snzvyl Tbyqfgrva va Arj Lbex unq n yvggyr fubc fryyvat
anvyf, fperjqeviref naq fhpu guvatf. Gur snzvyl jnf Wreel gur sngure,
Znevn gur zbgure, Wbuaal gur ryqrfg oebgure, Fnzhry gur arkg va gur
yvar naq Orawnzva gur lbhatrfg oebgure.

Wreel jnf trggvat arnere gur ntr bs fvkgl, naq gubhtug gb uvzfrys gung
vs ur fubhyq unir n cyrnfnaq inpngvba vg zhfg or abj, fb ur unq fnirq
n fbzr zbarl naq jnf cynaavat gb tb gb Sybevqn jvgu uvf jvsr. Uvf
svefg inpngvba va uvf yvsr, ohg jub fubhyq gnxr pner bs gur fubc juvyr
ur naq uvf jvsr jnf tbar? Fnzhry jnf fghqlvat ng Lnyr, Wbuaal ng
Uneineq naq yrsg onpx jnf bayl cbbe yvggyr Orawnzva. Jryy Wreel jbhyq
tvir vg n gel.

Gur ynfg guvat Wreel fnvq gb Orawnzva orsber ur ragrerq gur cynar gb 
Zvnzv, jnf erzrzore bhe nqiregvffrzrag ng cntr 12 va Gur Arj Lbex Gvzrf
rirel Zbaqnl! Naq fb Orawnzva jrag ubzr gb gnxr pner bs gur fubc.

Gur svefg Zbaqnl ng Zvnzv Ornpu, Wreel ehfurq ba gb cntr 12 va Gur Arj
Lbex Gvzrf gb nffher gung Orawnzva unq erzrzorerq. Ur pnhtug n fubpx
jura ur fnj gur cntr: N shyy cntr nqiregvffrzrag jvgu n cvpgher bs
Wrfhf anvyrq gb gur pebff, naq gur grkg "Gurl hfrq anvyf sebz
Tbyqfgrva".

Wreel va n fgngr bs fubpx cubarq onpx gb Orawnzva, lryyvat nyy fbegf
bs anfgl jbeqf, naq gryyvat uvz gung vs ur vagraqrq gb yvir ba ur
orggre pyrna hc gur zrff ur znqr, naq znxr guvatf tbbq ntnva.

Gur sbyybjvat Zbaqnl Wreel bcrarq Gur Arj Lbex Gvzrf jvgu gerzoryvat
unaqf, ybbxrq ng cntr 12, ab nqiregvffrzrag, jryy ur gubhtug, orggre ab
nqiregvffrzrag guna gur bar sebz ynfg jrrx.. Gura ur qrpvqrq gb ernq
gur erfg bs gur arjfcncre, jura ur pnzr gb gur zvqcntr ur qebccrq gur
arjfcncre ena hc gb uvf jvsr naq gbyq ure gung gurl jrer tbvat ubzr,
Orawnzva pbhyqa'g gnxr pner bs gur fubc, ur fgngrq, naq orfvqrf ur vf
ab ybatre bhe fba, ur unf oebhtgu funzr ba gur snzvyl. Znevn nfxrq
jung ur unq qbar. Jung ur unf qbar Wreel lryyrq ybbx ng guvf, ur
unaqrq ure gur arjfcncre, fur ybbx ng vg:
   N cvpgher bs Wrfhf jub unq snyyra bss gur pebff, naq gur grkg
   fgngrq: Gurl qvqa'g hfr anvyf sebz Tbyqfgrva.

[Jryy fb vg tbrf, vs lbh'er gbb fzneg (-: ]
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UUCP:					Kim Chr. Madsen.
{decvax,philabs}!mcvax!diku!kimcm	Institute of Datalogy
					University of Copenhagen
					Denmark.