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From: jlh@loral.UUCP (Walter Mitty)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YAFDJ (yet another farmers daughter joke)
Message-ID: <622@loral.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 5-Nov-84 13:03:24 EST
Article-I.D.: loral.622
Posted: Mon Nov  5 13:03:24 1984
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These 3 guys are driving in the countryside and their car breaks down.
Off in the distance they see the proverbial farmhouse and ...

So they are sleeping in the barn when in comes the farmers daughter, looking
for some fun.......

In the morning somehow the farmer knows what happened so he bursts into the
barn with a shotgun and lines the 3 guys up against the wall.  Turns to the
first guy and says "you!  what do you do for a living?"

I'm a lumberjack, sir.

Farmer takes an axe and WHAM!  No more sex life for him.

Turns to the second guy.  "What do you do for a living?"

I I I I'm a b b b b butcher, sir.

Farmer takes a meat cleaver and WHAM!  No more sex life for him.

Turns to the third guy and sees him rolling around on the ground laughing.
Says "You saw what I did to your 2 buddies.  Whats so funny?"

Guy says "I work in a lollipop factory."