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From: 305nwsj@sunybcs.UUCP ( Susan J Wroblewski)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: the problem w/ men (may be offensive to men)
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Date: Wed, 7-Nov-84 01:42:06 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  7 01:42:06 1984
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<<  i better put up the flamebusters >>

 I found this little list in my scrapbook the other day.  I feel it
worthy of posting...but I have to make one thing clear, in order to
prevent being toasted to a crisp with flames.  I personally only agree
with #1, 5, 8, 11.  So, without further hesitation...here it is:   :-)






      THE PROBLEM WITH MEN.....


1.  They never put down the toilet seat...

2.  They never help around the house.

3.  They never call.

4.  If he does, it's a 1/2 hour before you are supposed to go out
    with him, and he wants to cancel because his car broke down.

5.  They never put down the toilet seat...

6.  The forget birthdays, anniversaries, dates, etc.

7.  They always forget what they are supposed to remember, and
    remember what they are supposed to forget.

8.  They always forget to put down the God damn toilet seat....

9.  They never clean up after themselves.

10. They are always in the mood when you're not, and never in the mood
    when you are.

11. When they do remember to put down the toilet seat, it's always
    after you fell in 100,000,000,000 times!!!


    THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH MEN!




...Sue W.

...{burdvax, rocksvax, bbncca, decvax, dual, rocksanne, watmath}!sunybcs!305nwsj