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From: al@sunybcs.UUCP (Al Polimeni)
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Subject: the problem w/ women (may be offensive to women)
Message-ID: <825@sunybcs.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 7-Nov-84 18:44:14 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  7 18:44:14 1984
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[ Funny, two sides can play this game! ]


>       THE PROBLEM WITH MEN.....
>
>
> 1.  They never put down the toilet seat...
>
> 2.  They never help around the house.
>
> 3.  They never call.
>
> 4.  If he does, it's a 1/2 hour before you are supposed to go out
>     with him, and he wants to cancel because his car broke down.
>
> 5.  They never put down the toilet seat...
>
> 6.  The forget birthdays, anniversaries, dates, etc.
>
> 7.  They always forget what they are supposed to remember, and
>     remember what they are supposed to forget.
>
> 8.  They always forget to put down the God damn toilet seat....
>
> 9.  They never clean up after themselves.
>
> 10. They are always in the mood when you're not, and never in the mood
>     when you are.
>
> 11. When they do remember to put down the toilet seat, it's always
>     after you fell in 100,000,000,000 times!!!
>
>
>     THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH MEN!

Here is a follow-up to your scrapbook entry.  Consider it a flame, but read
it in the satirical tone in which it is meant.


      THE PROBLEM WITH WOMEN.....


1.  They never raise up the toilet seat...

2.  They never help around the yard.

3.  To them, there is no such thing as a short phone call.

4.  When you arrive to pick her up for a date (after fixing the car on the
    way over), she is never ready.  It is a known fact that women take
    10 times longer to prepare for an evening out.

5.  They never raise up the toilet seat...

6.  They remember birthdays, anniversaries, and other obscure dates that
    you would prefer forgotten.

7.  They always forget what they are supposed to remember, and
    remember what they are supposed to forget.

8.  They always forget to raise up the God damn toilet seat....

9.  They always move things from where you put them, so nothing can be 
    found.  (Usually when an item is found, it is back where it belongs)

10. They are always in the mood when you're not, and never in the mood
    when you are.

11. When they do remember to raise up the toilet seat, it's always
    after you have missed the smaller opening 100,000,000,000 times!!!


    THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH WOMEN!

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Al Polimeni          SUNY/Buffalo Computer Science

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