Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/3/84; site aluxe.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!aluxe!jmd From: jmd@aluxe.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes, AT&T Bell Labs, Reading, Pa.) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Another Farmer's Daughter Joke Message-ID: <492@aluxe.UUCP> Date: Wed, 7-Nov-84 09:42:02 EST Article-I.D.: aluxe.492 Posted: Wed Nov 7 09:42:02 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 9-Nov-84 06:10:38 EST Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Allentown, PA Lines: 20 A man is driving down the highway late at night when all of a sudden his car breaks down. Being that it's so late, there is nothing the man can do until morning. He walks to a nearby farmer's house and asks to stay the night. The farmer says "the only place he would have room for him is in his daughter's room but, he doesn't want any hanky panky going on during the night". So to prevent this the farmer builds a wall of eggs between the man and his daughter and says "if any of these eggs are broken in the morning you're a dead man". The man agrees to the farmer's terms and goes to sleep. During the night, the farmer's daughter asks the man if he wants to join her. "I'd love to" replies the man, "but if we break any of the eggs between us your father will kill me". The girl tells the man not to worry they could glue the eggs back together before her father comes in to check in the morning. The man crashes through the wall of eggs and spends the night with the farmer's daughter. In the morning, the two lovers glue the eggs back together and rebuild the wall good as new. A short time later the farmer comes in and checks the wall. "Good man" replies the farmer as he sees his wall of eggs is still in tact. The farmer then gathers some of the eggs for breakfast. Upon returning to the kitchen and opening the eggs the farmer discovers there is nothing inside the eggs. The farmer immediately grabs his shotgun and storms out of the house shouting "alright, which one of you roosters is wearing a rubber"?