Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site stolaf.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!stolaf!nelsonb From: nelsonb@stolaf.UUCP (Beth M. Nelson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Dave Barry : 12/14 : Junk Mail Message-ID: <2104@stolaf.UUCP> Date: Wed, 7-Nov-84 15:59:40 EST Article-I.D.: stolaf.2104 Posted: Wed Nov 7 15:59:40 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 9-Nov-84 06:38:32 EST References: <432@tpvax.fluke.UUCP> Organization: St. Olaf College, Northfield MN Lines: 19 Speaking of junk mail, a good one my mother came up with is to send back those postage paid "business" envelopes with one of two things inside of them: 1) send back their letter saying something like "This is your golden opportunity to receive unsolicited junk mail!" 2) send the letters from one company to another one, and visa versa. (You know, wouldn't the credit card people just love to know about their insurance opportunities?) One thing to be wary of, though, is to make sure your name isn't on any of the pieces of mail. (Who knows, they may retaliate by sending more junk. Happy mailing!! -- "This is only a test." beth nelson ...!ihnp4!stolaf!agnes!nelsonb blep!