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From: leo@uf-csg.UUCP (Leo Wilson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: married life
Message-ID: <257@uf-csg.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 6-Nov-84 15:23:16 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov  6 15:23:16 1984
Date-Received: Fri, 9-Nov-84 06:48:55 EST
Organization: Univ of Fla, Computer and Information Science
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On his fiftieth wedding anniversary,  a man approached his wife with
something that had bothered him for years.
"Andrea," he said, "we've been married for fifty years now and I've 
never kept anything from you all this time.  Is that right?"

"Yes."  she replied.

"Well,  for all these years you've kept the chest at the foot of the
bed locked and I've never questioned you about it.  What's in there?"

She thought for a minute and opened the box for him to see. In it there
was a huge amount of money in tens and twenties,  and two ears of corn.

The man was impressed.  "What's the corn for?" he asked.

His wife looked apprehensive and said, "Well,  every time I've had an 
affair I've put an ear of corn in there."

He was immediately angry.  After thinking about it for a minute, he
decided that two affairs in fifty years wasn't too bad.

"Well,  that isn't too too bad.  What about the money?"

His wife smiled and said, "Every time I got a bushel I went out and
sold it."
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