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From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: the problem w/ men (semi-scatological)
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Date: Wed, 7-Nov-84 22:22:54 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  7 22:22:54 1984
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The problem with women:

They never remember to leave the *&&@$#~ toilet seat up.

I have a friend who lives in a house that most women would consider
ideal.  The wooden floor in her bathroom has sagged to the point
where the toilet is tilted forward so much that the toilet
seat won't (hardly) stay up by itself.  Sometimes it will stay
up for a few seconds in a meta-stable state, but it always falls
after a few seconds.  One time it did this, and I screamed, "If
that goddamned toilet seat falls again, I'm going to piss all
over it!"
-- 
Randwulf  (Randy Haskins);  Path= genrad!mit-eddie!rh