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From: ron@wjvax.UUCP (Ron Christian)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Halloween Joke
Message-ID: <243@wjvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 7-Nov-84 15:05:23 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov  7 15:05:23 1984
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Organization: Watkins Johnson, San Jose, Calif.
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I heard it a little differently.  A guy is gambling in Las Vegas
on October 31, and his hotel room bell rings.  He opens the door
and there is a little girl with a bag.  'Trick or treat', she
says.  Of course, he doesn't carry candy around with him, so he
scoops a handful of silver dollars off the dresser and dumps them
in her bag.  She's standing there looking in the bag, so he says,
'Well, aren't you going to say anything?'  She looks up.  'You
broke all my cookies!'.

I think I read this in Reader's digest YEARS ago.  Do they still
use silver dollars in the casinos at Las Vegas?

Of course, we don't need Halloween jokes anymore.  Does anyone
know any Christmas jokes?
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