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From: jpexg@mit-hermes.ARPA (John Purbrick)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Soviet joke
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Date: Thu, 8-Nov-84 12:03:21 EST
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Posted: Thu Nov  8 12:03:21 1984
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Organization: The MIT AI Lab, Cambridge, MA
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How about this one (stolen from David Shipler's "Russia"):

Communism, Socialism and Capitalism plan a get-together. But Socialism arrives
half an hour late.

Socialism: Sorry, comrades, I had to get some sausage for dinner, and there was
   a long line.
Capitalism: What's a line?
Communism: What's sausage?