Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxw.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!ihuxw!walli From: walli@ihuxw.UUCP ( ) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: political puppies Message-ID: <1015@ihuxw.UUCP> Date: Thu, 8-Nov-84 16:28:04 EST Article-I.D.: ihuxw.1015 Posted: Thu Nov 8 16:28:04 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 10-Nov-84 07:22:23 EST References: <1092@uwvax.ARPA> Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 22 One day President Reagan looked out the White House window and saw a little boy pulling a wagon filled with small puppies across the lawn. Ronnie went out and asked the boy, "Those are cute puppies. How old are they?" The little boy replied, "They wuz just borned yesterday!" Ronnie then asked, "What kind of puppies are they?", and the boy replied, "They's Republican puppies!" Ronnie thought that was really cute, and chuckling to himself, went into the White House and told Nancy about the little boy and his wagon full of "Republican puppies". A couple weeks later, Ronnie saw the little boy again, with the wagon and puppies trailing behind. He said, "Nancy, you've got to come and see this boy and his puppies!", and they both went out to see them. Nancy asked the boy, "What kind of puppies are those?", and the boy replied, "They's Democratic puppies!" At that, Ronnie asked the boy, "But when I asked you before, you said they were Republican puppies?" And the little boy replied, "Yah, but that was before they opened their eyes!"