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From: de@moscom.UUCP (Dave Esan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to Italians (rot13)
Message-ID: <253@moscom.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 10-Nov-84 21:53:24 EST
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Posted: Sat Nov 10 21:53:24 1984
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This joke was approved by our local Italian contingent.  Flames to net.fungu!


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Obhyrineq, Fbhgu Ornpu, qvrq fhqqrayl lrfgreqnl sebz vawhevrf erprvirq 
va gur pbyyncfr bs n ohvyqvat ur jnf vafcrpgvat cevbe gb vgf fnyr gb
Ze. Tvab Haphgub bs Oebbxyla.

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ol uvf cneragf, Erthetvgb naq Anhfrngn Bafpehchyngb.  Cevbe gb uvf qrngu,
Ze. Bafpehchyngb jnf cerfvqrag bs gur Vafhofgnagb Pbafgehpgvba Pbzcnal
juvpu ur bcrengrq jvgu uvf oebgure, Qrivb.

Ur vf fheivirq ol uvf jvsr, Vapbafbyngn, gurve fbaf Ergneqb,x Pergvab naq 
Vzorpvyvb;  nyfb qnhtugref Sryyngvan naq Betnfvzn, Zef. Znzrevn Craqhybfb,
Zef. Cebyvsvpn Sbeavpngvyvb, Zef. Srphaqvn Vapbafbyngn naq 33 tenaqpuvyqera
nyy bs gur Tebggb Obhyrineq nqqerff.

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uvf rneyl rzcyblzrag jvgu gur Fgenathyngn Prffcbby Pyrnavat naq Pngrevat
Pbzcnal gb nccrne va ybpny avtugpyhof cresbezvat n xavsrguebjvat npg jvgu
gur yngr Vanqiregb Pnfgengb.

Ze. Bafpehchyngb jnf n zrzore bs gur Srqrengrq Fbaf bs Fnaq Ynar, gur 
Ebfronax Puvnagv naq Znepuvat Fbpvrgl, Pebpvggb'f Svar Negf naq Obppv
Pyho, Vafnavgnevb'f Cvmmrevn naq Objyvat grnz naq n cnfg cerfvqrag bs gur
Fbhgu Ornpu Cvax Synzvatb naq Fgbar Yvba Tneqra Pyho.  Va uvf rneyl lrnef
ur nggraqrq CF 1.

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Fbyrza Uvtu Znff Jrqarfqnl sbyybjvat n shareny freivpr naq ovatb cnegl ng
gur Evtbev-Zbegvfpb Shareny Ubzr.

Va yvrh bs sybjref, trarebhf qbangvbaf jvyy or frag gb gur Bafpehchyngb
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