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From: walli@ihuxw.UUCP (G. V. Walli)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: B. Walters at reservation(may be offensive to women,ethnic,etc) - offensive to women, ethnic (rot 13)
Message-ID: <1016@ihuxw.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 9-Nov-84 16:38:08 EST
Article-I.D.: ihuxw.1016
Posted: Fri Nov  9 16:38:08 1984
Date-Received: Tue, 13-Nov-84 05:25:45 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL
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Bar qnl Oneonen Jnygref frg bhg gb qb ure 'fcrpvny ercbeg' ng
Gur ybpny Vaqvna erfreingvba.

Hcba ernpuvat gur erfreingvba, fur abgvprq gung znal bs gur
zra unq srnguref va gurve unve, naq fur erfbyirq gb svaq bhg
jul.  Fur nfxrq gur svefg oenir jub pnzr va ernpu, "Rkphfr zr
fve, ohg jul qb lbh unir gjb srnguref va lbhe unve?"
Gur oenir ercyvrq, "Zr tbg gjb srnguref 'pnhfr zr tbg gjb
fdhnjf."  O., abg dhvgr oryvrivat gur zna, nfxrq nabgure
cnffvat oenir, "Rkphfr zr fve, ohg jul qb lbh unir whfg bar
srngure va lbhe unve?"  Gur oenir ercyvrq, "Zr tbg bar srngure
'pnhfr zr tbg bar fdhnj."

Nsgre nfxvat ahzrebhf oenirf, fur ortna gb oryvrir va gur
1:1 srngure/fdhnj engvb, naq jung qbrf fur frr ohg gur
Puvrs jnyxvat bhg bs uvf gvcv jvgu n urnqqerff shyy bs srnguref
juvpu ernpurq gb gur tebhaq!

Fur ehfurq bire gb gur puvrs naq nfxrq, "Rkphfr zr, Puvrs,
ohg jul qb lbh unir fb znal srnguref va lbhe urnqqerff!?"
Gur Puvrs ercyvrq, "Ovt, fznyy, fubeg, gnyy, zr shpx'rz nyy!"
Fur gura fnlf, "Bu zl Tbq! Lbh bhtug gb or uhat!"
Gur Puvrs rkpynvzf, "Lbh qnza evtug zr uhat! Zr uhat yvxr
ohssnyb!"
Oneonen, abj gbgnyyl syhfgrerq, pevrf, "Abj, abj, qba'g trg
ubfgvyr!"
Gur puvrs ercyvrf, "Ubff-fglyr, qbt-fglyr, zr shpx'rz
nyy!"
Oneonen rkpynvzf, "Bu qrne!"
Gb juvpu gur Puvrs pnyzyl naabhaprf, "Ab, zr ab shpx'hz qrre,
nffubyr gbb uvtu naq eha'hz gbb snfg."