Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site desint.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcrdcf!trwrb!desint!geoff From: geoff@desint.UUCP (Geoff Kuenning) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: the problem w/ men (semi-scatological) Message-ID: <208@desint.UUCP> Date: Mon, 12-Nov-84 02:25:50 EST Article-I.D.: desint.208 Posted: Mon Nov 12 02:25:50 1984 Date-Received: Tue, 13-Nov-84 06:09:01 EST References: <822@sunybcs.UUCP> <3082@mit-eddie.UUCP> Organization: his home computer, Thousand Oaks, CA Lines: 15 The problem with women is they put on those furry little toilet seat covers that make the seat fall down while you're pissing! The problem with men (at least the men who design toilets) is that they design toilets so that, when you put on a furry cover so the seat isn't cold in the morning, the damn seat will always fall down while you're pissing! (This belongs in net.jokes.d) Did you know that on of the most common household accidents among five-year-old boys is getting their penises squashed by falling toilet seats? Seems five-year-olds are just the wrong height... -- Geoff Kuenning First Systems Corporation ...!ihnp4!trwrb!desint!geoff