Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site druri.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!decwrl!amd!dual!zehntel!ihnp4!houxm!hogpc!houxe!drutx!druri!isiw From: isiw@druri.UUCP Newsgroups: net.music Subject: Re: Offensive bands; offensive lyrics Message-ID: <982@druri.UUCP> Date: Wed, 31-Oct-84 17:20:38 EST Article-I.D.: druri.982 Posted: Wed Oct 31 17:20:38 1984 Date-Received: Sat, 3-Nov-84 22:27:04 EST References: <426@uwmacc.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Information Systems Laboratories, Denver Lines: 19 KINKY FRIEDMAN! What a genius! Not only did he write the classic "They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore", he also did probably the definitive "Okie From Muskogee" ripoff, "I'm Proud To Be An Asshole From El Paso". Not to mention his other classic about your buddy and mine, Charles Whitman, our first American mass murderer (although his record for slaughter has since been eclipsed in this age of Uzis and Ingrams), the guy who got on top of the UT Tower and popped off during the noon hour... the ex-Eagle Scout and Marine sharpshooter, yes that's the one. Some great lines like "There was a rumor / About a tumor / Nestled at the base of his brain" and which ends with the great post script "And remember, folks, there's an Eagle Scout on every streetcorner..." And then there's his Lone Star Beer ads - "Waitret! Gimme some fish ice cream an' a chicken fried snake!" Davis Tucker AT&T Information Systems Denver, CO