Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 exptools 1/6/84; site ihuxl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!houxm!ihnp4!ihuxl!seifert From: seifert@ihuxl.UUCP (D.A. Seifert) Newsgroups: net.rumor Subject: Re: Giant Magnet Message-ID: <1408@ihuxl.UUCP> Date: Thu, 25-Oct-84 07:53:46 EDT Article-I.D.: ihuxl.1408 Posted: Thu Oct 25 07:53:46 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 26-Oct-84 08:43:10 EDT References: <2567@ihldt.UUCP> <689@hound.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL Lines: 17 > In this case, "giant magnet" near Chicago is obviously > Fermi Lab. No doubt that instalation gets blamed for a lot in > your area, like the weather, pregnancies, lack of pregnancies,etc. It's not the giant magnet, it's those nice sub-atomic particles flying out! Would *you* live in West Chicago? (*) (*) West Chicago is a suburb, the particles exiting Fermi Lab are "aimed" at West Chicago. Look out! it's a quark at 2 o'clock high! AAUUGGHH! -- _____ Last one in the system buffer pool /_____\ is a rotten data block! /_______\ |___| Snoopy ____|___|_____ ihnp4!ihuxl!seifert