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From: gts@dmcnh.UUCP
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Subject: Re: Advertising with bikini-bait
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Date: Mon, 29-Oct-84 18:06:45 EST
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Posted: Mon Oct 29 18:06:45 1984
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I must apologize.
Yes, it was me that caused all those ads.
Yes, I'm the one--I'm the guy who buys a particular brand of hardware
on the basis of mass of female breast tissue associated with it.
The way I figure it, if these guys really know how to make good hard-
ware, then they must be raking in the big bucks, right?  Well, a good
set of jugs are more expensive per pound than even roast beef, so....
Get the connection?  Big tits--good product.
But jeez, I didn't realize everyone was going to get so upset about it.
OK, from now on I'm not going to buy anything according to the model's
looks.  From now on, I buy the product with the name that makes me most
horny.
				-John Q. Public
				 Director of Consumer Research
				 Oh Oh Oh I'm Coming Enterprises, Inc.
				 97 IQ Way
				 Anytown, USA