Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site pucc-h Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxj!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!CS-Mordred!Pucc-H:afo From: afo@pucc-h (Flidais ) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: The Definition of a Class Act Message-ID: <1425@pucc-h> Date: Tue, 30-Oct-84 20:20:45 EST Article-I.D.: pucc-h.1425 Posted: Tue Oct 30 20:20:45 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 1-Nov-84 03:53:01 EST Organization: The Warlock's Cave, East Annex Lines: 47 (something in the air....) Random thoughts on the aspect of being a 'class act'..... Y'know, just about everyone of us knows someone, or has been aquainted with someone who could be defined as a 'classy person' or a 'class act'. Usually it isn't the MOTAS that you even end up living with, but a very good friend. Anyway, I've been thinking about it, and have come up with some operational definitions of what constitutes a 'class act'. A 'class act' is someone who: 1. Will be there with a cup of tea, a bottle of wine, or a kick in the behind, depending on what you need. 2. Doesn't care when and if your parents 'got off the boat', and judges you by the way *you* are, rather than by your standing in the social register. 3. Doesn't go about offering their opinion on your new MOTAS, but when you ask their opinion, will give you the truth. 4. Knows when to jolly you up, but also knows when to let you sit in the bedroom and brood. They also know when you need a hug the worst, and when one more person touching you would send you over the edge. 5. Realises that verbal invitations, like affairs, are best done in private. 6. Can make just about anyone comfortable in a room full of strangers, and can make drinking cheap red wine out of pineapple cheese glasses a memorable occasion. 7. Saves your sanity on more than one occasion.... ********************************************************************* ********************************************************************* Does anyone else have any good definitions? Laurie Sefton {harpo,ihnp4,allegra,decvax}!pur-ee!pucc-h!afo "Lifemate! Friend of my body and my soul! I will be with you forever!"