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From: honey@down.FUN
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Subject: Re: HELP!! Need online Help system for U
Message-ID: <2700001@down.FUN>
Date: Tue, 23-Oct-84 11:11:00 EDT
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Posted: Tue Oct 23 11:11:00 1984
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Nf-From: down!honey    Oct 23 11:11:00 1984

here's the help command that we use on down.  hope this helps!
	north/honey

#! /bin/csh -f
@ n = $$ % 10
switch($n)
case 1:
	echo "Go away."
	breaksw
case 2:
	echo "I'm busy."
	breaksw
case 3:
	echo "Leave me alone."
	breaksw
case 4:
	echo "Buzz off."
	breaksw
case 5:
	echo "Read the manual."
	breaksw
case 6:
	echo "Illegal instruction -- core dumped."
	breaksw
case 7:
	echo "Ask Rob."
	breaksw
case 8:
	echo "It's Greg's fault."
	breaksw
default:
	echo "Read the code."
	breaksw
endsw