Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mit-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!genrad!mit-eddie!lkk From: lkk@mit-eddie.UUCP (Larry Kolodney) Newsgroups: net.politics,net.flame,net.jokes Subject: doublespeak awards Message-ID: <3165@mit-eddie.UUCP> Date: Tue, 20-Nov-84 12:29:19 EST Article-I.D.: mit-eddi.3165 Posted: Tue Nov 20 12:29:19 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 21-Nov-84 05:18:29 EST Distribution: net.politics,net.flame,net.jokes Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA Lines: 54 There's an article on page A 23 of today's Seattle Times titled "Doublespeak: O 'arbitrary deprivation of life,' where is thy sting?" The article reports on the 1984 Doublespeak Award, from the National Council of Teachers of English. The winner was the State Department: In reports of human-rights violations, many by U.S.-supported governments, the State Department replaced "kiling" with the phrase "unlawful or arbitrary deprivation of life." ... The State Department triumphed over a verbiage-strewn field, which included Vice President George Bush and Secretary of Defense Caspar Weinberger. Its cause was advanced by the invasion of Grenada, which it called "a pre-dawn vertical insertion." ... Bush ... was cited for equating "liberal" with "leftist." He also accused Democratic presidential candidate Walter Mondale of wanting to "drastically cut" defense spending. Mondale actually favored higher spending, though not at the level proposed by President Reagan. "He's favoring cutting our defense proposals," Bush said. "Therefore, he wants to cut defense spending." Weinberger won recognition for claiming the removal of American troops in Lebanon to ships offshore did not constitute a withdrawal. "Nothing has changed," said Weingerger. "We are not leaving Lebanon. The Marines are being deployed two or three miles to the west." Other nominees included: * The National Transportation Safety Board, which calls an airplane crash "controlled flight into terrain." * The Pentagon, which renamed peace "permanent pre-hostility," combat "violence processing," and civilian casualties in nuclear war "collateral damage." * The Central Intelligence Agency, whose mercenaries in Nicaragua are considered "unilaterally controlled Latino assets." ------- -- larry kolodney (The Devil's Advocate) UUCP: ...{ihnp4, decvax!genrad}!mit-eddie!lkk ARPA: lkk@mit-mc