Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10 beta 3/9/83; site uf-csv.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!uf-csv!leo From: leo@uf-csv.UUCP (Leo Wilson [staff]) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Finding a wife - offensive language(rot13) Message-ID: <135@uf-csv.UUCP> Date: Tue, 13-Nov-84 08:18:16 EST Article-I.D.: uf-csv.135 Posted: Tue Nov 13 08:18:16 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 15-Nov-84 03:12:23 EST Organization: Univ of Fla, Computer and Information Science Lines: 31 N lbhat zna qrpvqrq (va uvf vasvavgr jvfqbz) gung vg jnf gvzr ur tbg zneevrq. Ur qrpvqrq gung ur'q unir orggre yhpx vs ur zneevrq n ivetva, ohg unq ab vqrn ubj ur'q or noyr gb qrgrezvar jrgure n cebfcrpgvir oevqr jnf n ivetva be abg. Ur qrpvqrq gb nfx uvf zbgure. "Sbe bar guvat" fur fnvq, "n ivetva jvyy pnyy lbhe pbpx n jrr-jrr." Jvgu guvf trz bs jvfqbz ur jrag bhg vagb gur jbeyq gb svaq n jvsr. Ur jbhyq gnxr n qngr gb gur zbivrf naq chyy bhg uvf betna va gur zvqqyr bs gur fubj naq cnl nggragvba gb gur erfcbafrf. Nyy gur tveyf jbhyq unir fbzrguvat gb fnl, cbfvgvir be artngvir, ohg abar bs gurz pnyyrq uvf pbpx n jrr-jrr. Ur pbagvahrq uvf dhrfg sbe bire n lrne, qngvat hcjneqf bs gjb uhaqerqf bs tveyf. Whfg jura ur jnf ba gur ivetr bs tvivat hc, ur qngrq n tvey jub gbyq uvz, "Chg lbhe jrr-jrr njnl!" Ur ncbybtvmrq cebshfryl naq qngrq ure frireny zber gvzrf. Svanyyl ur cbccrq gur dhrfgvba naq fur npprcgrq. Ba gurve jrqqvat avtug ur tbg anxrq naq whzcrq vagb orq, fnlvat, "Gur svefg guvat lbh unir gb yrnea, qrne, vf gung guvf vf n pbpx, abg n jrr-jrr!" "Abafrafr!" fur ercyvrq, "GUNG vf n jrr-jrr. Pbpxf ner sbhhe vapurf ybatre naq oynpx!" -- Disclaimer: The opinions expressed herein are solely those of the author. Leo Wilson USPS: University of Florida akgua!uf-csv(!uf-csg)!leo 512 Weil Hall CSNET: leo@ufl Gainesville, FL 32611 AT&T: (904)392-2371 "There are two types of aircraft: Fighters and Targets."