Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site utcsrgv.UUCP Path: utzoo!utcsrgv!lgondor From: lgondor@utcsrgv.UUCP (Les Gondor) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Soviet sausages Message-ID: <465@utcsrgv.UUCP> Date: Thu, 15-Nov-84 08:21:24 EST Article-I.D.: utcsrgv.465 Posted: Thu Nov 15 08:21:24 1984 Date-Received: Thu, 15-Nov-84 08:42:02 EST References: <347@prlb2.UUCP> Reply-To: lgondor@utcsrgv.UUCP (Les Gondor) Distribution: net Organization: CSRI Ergonomics Laboratory Lines: 15 Keywords: Soviet humour Summary: From the book "Look Comrade, the People are laughing": A man standing in line for meat in Moscow complains to the next person in line "I'm fed up with standing in line for everything! I'm going to the Kremlin and am going to punch this year's Premier in the nose. Hold my place for me." He goes off, only to return an hour later. When his place-holder asks why he returned so soon the man replied, "The line there was even longer than this one." Les Gondor, U of Toronto CSRI {cornell,ihnp4,allegra,uw-beaver,decvax!utzoo}!utcsrgv!lgondor CSNET: lgondor@toronto ARPA: lgondor%Toronto@CSNet-Relay "That's the most ill-tempered rabbit I've ever seen!"