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From: hawk@oliven.UUCP (Rick)
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Subject: Re: the problem w/ men (semi-scatologica
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Date: Wed, 14-Nov-84 21:06:04 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 14 21:06:04 1984
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>I while ago I used to have one of those really dumb, shaggy toilet seat
>covers.  It was a little to shaggy, or the seat was a little too far back
>or some such thing, so the the seat never stayed up by itself --- you had
>to hold it with, er, your free hand.  A friend after leaving the bathroom
>gave it its venerable name:  We are the proud owners of a Snapping Toilet.

When I first grew tall enough to use the toilet, my mother had nightmares about
and was paranoid about the seat crashing down . . .

rick