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From: kjm@ut-ngp.UUCP (Ken Montgomery)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Moral Majority joke.  (Rot13, Offensive to Fallwellites.)
Message-ID: <1084@ut-ngp.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 14-Nov-84 21:01:25 EST
Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.1084
Posted: Wed Nov 14 21:01:25 1984
Date-Received: Sun, 18-Nov-84 03:32:32 EST
Organization: U.Texas Computation Center, Austin, Texas
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[Lbh'ir urneq bs eboovat Crgre gb cnl Cnhy?  Jryy...]

  Bar qnl Fnvag Crgre jnf fgnaqvat ng gur Crneyl Tngrf srryvat
irel zvfrenoyr.  Ur ernyyl unq gb crr.  Ur unq orra univat gb
crr sbe gur ynfg 500 lrnef.  Whfg gura Fnvag Cnhy pnzr nybat.

  "Uv Crgr, ubj'f vg tbvat?"

  "Greevoyr!  V'ir tbg gb crr fb onq zl grrgu ner sybngvat!"

  "Jryy, jul qba'g lbh tb gb gur wbua?"

  "V pna'g.  Vs V yrnir, jub jvyy graq gur Crneyl Tngrf?"

  "Ab ceboyrz ohqql, V'yy gnxr pner bs gurz sbe lbh... Vg
pna'g or nyy gung qvssvphyg."

  Fnvag Crgre pbafvqrerq guvf bssre sbe n zbzrag naq qrpvqrq
vg jnf gbb tbbq gb cnff hc.  "Terng!  Abj urer'f jung lbh
qb.  Frr guvf cvyr bs zbarl?  BX.  Naq frr guvf cvyr bs Ovoyrf?
BX.  Abj jura fbzrbar pbzrf hc urer, lbh nqzvavfgre n fznyy
grfg.  Nfx uvz gb cvpx bar:  gur zbarl be n Ovoyr.  Vs ur
cvpxf n Ovoyr, yrg uvz va.  Vs ur cvpxf gur zbarl, fraq uvz
qbjafgnvef."

  "Gung'f rnfl...", Cnhy fnvq, "Jung pbhyq tb jebat?"

  Fnvag Cnhy fgnerq bhg gur tngrf naq fnj guvf thl pbzvat hc
gur jnyxjnl, ybbxvat irel fher bs uvzfrys.  Cnhy fgbccrq uvz
ng gur tngrf naq fnvq, "Uryyb, ner lbh n arjpbzre?"

  Gur thl fnvq lrf, fb Fnvag Cnhy nqzvavfgrerq gur grfg.

  "Juvpu jbhyq lbh cersre, gur fgnpx bs Ovoyrf be gur fgnpx
bs zbarl?"

  Gur arjpbzre fbyrzayl cvpxrq hc n Ovoyr naq ortna gb ernq:
"Trarfvf 1:  Va gur ortvaavat Tbq perngrq gur Urniraf naq gur
Rnegu..."  Ur znexrq gung cntr jvgu n ovyy sebz gur fgnpx bs
zbarl.  "Xvatf 2.  Naq vg pnzr gb cnff gung....."  Guvf cntr
ur nyfb znexrq jvgu n ovyy.

  Fb vg jrag ba hagvy ur unq ernq gur jubyr Ovoyr *naq* gur
Ncbpelcun, naq unq znexrq nyy gubfr cntrf jvgu ovyyf.
Arrqyrff gb fnl, gur zbarl cvyr jnf fvtavsvpnagyl fznyyre.

  Fnvag Cnhy jnf ng n ybff sbe jung gb qb.

  "Ur'f tbg gur Ovoyr, ohg gur zbarl gbb!  Jung pna V qb?
Bu, uryy, V'yy whfg yrg uvz va.  Ur cvpxrq gur Ovoyr
qvqa'g ur?"

  N juvyr yngre, Fnvag Crgre erghearq ybbxvat irel eryvrirq.

  "Url Cnhy, ubj'q vg tb?"

  "Jryy, ab bar pnzr ol rkprcg guvf thl jub pubfr n Ovoyr naq
gura fghssrq vg jvgu zbarl juvyr ur ernq vg."

  "Bu Trrm.  Lbh qvqa'g yrg uvz va qvq lbh?"

  "Jryy, lrnu, V svtherq fvapr ur'q pubfra gur Ovoyr vg jbhyq
or BX!"

  "BU, TBQ QNZA VG!!! LBH WHFG YRG VA NABGURE BAR BS GUBFR
THLF SEBZ GUR ZBENY ZNWBEVGL!!!"

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