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From: porges@inmet.UUCP
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Subject: Re: re: Canadians - (nf)
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Date: Sun, 18-Nov-84 01:21:37 EST
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inmet!porges    Nov 16 13:28:00 1984

>From llmiller@watrose:
>
>> Oh come on!
>> 
>> To divide a square into 8 squares you just cut it in half,
>> cut the halves in half, then slice them all horizontally.
>
>You must have written the recipe!  Do you recall the definition
>of a "square" from high-school geometry?

	-- not so fast.  By horizontally, he means "parallel to the table".
You end up with eight squares, each half as deep as the original four.