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From: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Good news, bad news
Message-ID: <664@loral.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 19-Nov-84 16:05:20 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 19 16:05:20 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 21-Nov-84 01:24:51 EST
Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA
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	A secretary entered her boss's office with the announcement:
"I have some good news and some bad news."

	He muttered, "It's quarterly report day, Sally - just the good
news."

	She replied, "OK.  The good news is you're not sterile."

-- 

[     I am not a stranger, but a friend you haven't met yet     ]

Ray Simard
Loral Instrumentation, San Diego
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...Though we may sometimes disagree,
   You are still a friend to me!