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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
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Date: Mon, 19-Nov-84 14:40:30 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 19 14:40:30 1984
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[From the Reader's Disgust]

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was
speeding down Main Street.  "But, officer," the man began,
"I can explain--"

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer.  "I'm going to let
you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say--"

"And I said to keep quiet!  You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner
and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's
wedding.  He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell.
"I'm the groom."