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From: kimcm@diku.UUCP (Kim Christian Madsen.)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: undertaker & daughter joke (rot13)
Message-ID: <578@diku.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 19-Nov-84 23:57:42 EST
Article-I.D.: diku.578
Posted: Mon Nov 19 23:57:42 1984
Date-Received: Thu, 22-Nov-84 06:33:19 EST
Organization: DIKU, U of Copenhagen, DK
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Va gur fznyy gbja K gur haqregnxre unq bayl bar ceboyrz, ur jnf fbba
gb or ergverq naq ur unqa'g n fba gb gnxr bire gur ohfvarff. Gur bayl
guvat uvf jvsr unq oebhtug uvz jnf n qnhtgure. Jryy ur gubhtug V'z
tbvat gb yrnea zl qnhtugre ubj gb eha gur ohfvarff.

Gur arkg qnl, gur cbegvre sebz gur ybpny Ubgry cubarq naq nfxrq sbe
uvf freivpr: "Bar bs bhe phfgbzref unf tbar, qhevat gur avtug, jbhyq
lbh gnxr pner, ohg qvfpergr, jr jba'g sevtgra bhe phfgbzref!"

Jryy, gur fnzr nsgreabba gur haqregnxre naq uvf qnhtgure jrag gb gur
Ubgry, jnyxvat hc gb gur ebbz jurer gur qrnq jnf fhccbfrq gb or...

Gur haqregnxre fnvq gb uvf qnhtgure, "Jryy, V whfg jnvg bhgfvqr gur
qbbe, lbh'yy whfg tb va naq qerff gur zna va uvf orfg fhvg naq gura jr
jvyy zbir uvz qbja gb gur pne."

Gur qnhtugre jrag vagb gur ebbz, svaqvat n anxrq zna ba gur orq, fur
sbhaq uvf svarfg fuveg naq chg gung ba uvz, pbagvahrq jvgu gur fbpx,
ohg jura fur pnzr gb gur haqrejrnef, fur ena vagb gebhoyr, gur zna ba
gur orq fhqqrayl unq n uneq ba! 

Fur pnyyrq ure sngure "Sngure jbhyq lbh jnvg sbe zr va gur erprcgvba,
guvf zvtug gnxr fbzr gvzr... Vg'f gur jebat ebbz..."

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OGJ: 
Jung nobhg guvf yvggyr pbairefngvba orgjrra gur 7-lrnef byq puvyq naq
uvf tenaqcn:

P: "Tenaqcn vf vg gehr gung bar gheaf gb qhfg jura bar qvrf"
T: "Lrf zl obl, jr jvyy nyy ghea gb qhfg jura jr qvrf."
P: "Va gung pnfr, V'z nssenvq gurer'f n qrnq zna va gur cvnab!"
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UUCP:					   Kim Chr. Madsen.
{decvax,philabs,seismo}!mcvax!diku!kimcm   Institute of Datalogy
					   University of Copenhagen
[Computers never make misteaks...]	   Denmark.