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From: davison@bnl.UUCP (daniel burton davison)
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Subject: Lifeboat Associates
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Date: Mon, 19-Nov-84 18:21:55 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 19 18:21:55 1984
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If any of you have dealt with Lifeboat Associates, you know what an
impressively inept group they are.  Their name really should be Slowboat Associates.  Anyway, a 9x12 
envelope arrived from them today at my home address- which they
apparently got from Dr. Dobbs Journal-and on it appeared the following:

	Received without contents at
	Port Jefferson Station, NY 11776

Typical.  If you've dealt with them you'll appreciate the irony here;
otherwise, take it as a warning.  I'd rather deal with any 
randomly chosen department of motor vehicles than Slowboat.


From the home for the terminally bewildered
dan davison
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