Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site loral.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!ittvax!dcdwest!sdcsvax!sdcc6!loral!simard From: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Tabloid Teasers (caution: kind of off-the-wall) Message-ID: <676@loral.UUCP> Date: Wed, 21-Nov-84 13:49:04 EST Article-I.D.: loral.676 Posted: Wed Nov 21 13:49:04 1984 Date-Received: Fri, 23-Nov-84 02:20:33 EST Organization: Loral Instrumentation, San Diego, CA Lines: 53 ____________________________________________________________________________ | | | | | This Week in the Fribble Press! | | | |__________________________________________________________________________| + Some news + The weather (Last week's; We like to be accurate) + What do the deficit, nudists, and Ferraro have in common? (1) + In-depth report: How healthy are Mike Wallace's Teeth? + The southeast Cincinnati water pressure report + Locations of squirrel nests + Lots of ads + The raging debate over the Statue of Liberty, well drilling and the Moral Majority + Entertainment Review: Aerobics with Martin Feldstien + White space + Notes from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's mid-rehearsal break. + This week's radar speed trap locations (Greater New Jersey) + Consumer Report: Where to find Cheerios in the San Diego area. + Would you buy a used car from Walter Mondale? (You can, at Frobozz Chevrolet, 221 S. 8th St., Minneapolis!) + Handy Hints dept: Changing a light bulb: Karl Jaszczak, Horst Skowkowski and Vladislov Czlowmik answer a long-standing question. (1) Hint: count the letters -- [ I am not a stranger, but a friend you haven't met yet ] Ray Simard Loral Instrumentation, San Diego {ucbvax, ittvax!dcdwest}!sdcsvax!sdcc6!loral!simard ...Though we may sometimes disagree, You are still a friend to me!