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From: ogp8520@aluxe.UUCP (O. G. Petersen, x7275 ATT-BL, RD)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Mad Scientist
Message-ID: <532@aluxe.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 22-Nov-84 20:45:09 EST
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Posted: Thu Nov 22 20:45:09 1984
Date-Received: Sat, 24-Nov-84 02:43:50 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Allentown, PA
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     Once there was a mad scientist who worked by himself in his laboratory.
   He was so lonely that one day, he decided to clone himself. Everything
   worked perfectly, except that the clone had a very foul mouth. The scientist
   worked with the clone, but ,alas, he could not make the clone clean up his
   language. He got so tired of the clone's language that one day he pushed him
   off the end of a cliff. A policeman rushed up to him, and yelled

            "You are under arrest! You are under arrest!"

   "What for ?",the mad scientist asked.

    And the answer was:



                 For making an obscene clone fall.





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