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From: rob@ctvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: A La Flip Wilson (~nf)
Message-ID: <36700014@ctvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 21-Nov-84 11:11:00 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 21 11:11:00 1984
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Nf-From: ctvax!rob    Nov 21 10:11:00 1984

There was a famous man who for years wore a toupee, although
only his wife knew. Upon his demise his distraught widow went 
to the undertaker to ensure that her late husband would be 
wearing his toupee for the viewing.

Well everything went as planned and no one was any the wiser.
When the widow went to settle her account with the undertaker
she insisted on paying extra for the trouble in ensuring that
the toupee was there. The undertaker refused, saying it was just
part of the service. She insisted, he refused, she insisted,
he refused. Finally in frustration the undertaker said,

"Oh, give us a nickel for the nail."
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