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From: hgp@houem.UUCP (#H.PAGE)
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Subject: Re: I think this is called chutzpah
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Date: Sun, 25-Nov-84 23:06:53 EST
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<Bzzzzzzz..>

Chutzpah:

   After murdering his patents, a child is brought before the judge
   and pleads for mercy, "because I'm an orphan."

Howard G. Page
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