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From: techpub@mhuxt.UUCP (mcgrew)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A Day Off
Message-ID: <375@mhuxt.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 26-Nov-84 14:48:05 EST
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Posted: Mon Nov 26 14:48:05 1984
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                          A DAY OFF


                      So, you want the day off!
         Let's take a moment to look at what your asking for.
               There are 365 days available for work.
                      There are 52 weeks per year
           of which you already have 2 days off each weekend
                leaving 261 days left available for work.
           Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work,
                      that accounts for 170 days,
               there are 91 days left available for work.
                You spend 30 minutes each day on breaks,
                   that accounts for 23 days each year,
                   leaving 68 days available for work.
                    You spend 1 hour a day at lunch,
              that accounts for another 46 days per year,
                    leaving 20 days available for work.
                      You take 9 holidays per year,
                    leaving 11 days available for work,
                    You take 10 days vacation each year,
                    leaving 1 day left available for work
              and - NO WAY - are you going to take that day off!!




Bullshit!!!

I entered this message at home...

I took today off.

I'll be working in the red for the next 20 years
the way I take time off!!

Melanie (mhuxt!techpub)