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From: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard)
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Subject: Tabloid Teasers  (caution: kind of off-the-wall)
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Date: Wed, 21-Nov-84 13:43:06 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 21 13:43:06 1984
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This Week in the Fribble Press!
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Some news
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The weather (Last week's; We like to be accurate)
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What do the deficit, nudists, and Ferraro have in common? (1)
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In-depth report: How healthy are Mike Wallace's Teeth?
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The southeast Cincinnati water pressure report
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Locations of squirrel nests
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Lots of ads
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The raging debate over the Statue of Liberty,
well drilling and the Moral Majority
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Entertainment Review: Aerobics with Martin Feldstien
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White space
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Notes from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's mid-rehearsal break.
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This week's radar speed trap locations (Greater New Jersey)
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Consumer Report: Where to find Cheerios in the San Diego area.
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Would you buy a used car from Walter Mondale?  (You can, at Frobozz
Chevrolet, 221 S. 8th St., Minneapolis!)
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Handy Hints dept: Changing a light bulb: Karl Jaszczak, 
Horst Skowkowski and Vladislov Czlowmik answer a long-standing question.
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(1) Hint: count the letters

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