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From: simard@loral.UUCP (Ray Simard)
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Subject: Tabloid Teasers  (caution: kind of off-the-wall)
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Date: Wed, 21-Nov-84 13:44:27 EST
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Posted: Wed Nov 21 13:44:27 1984
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o+    Some news

o+    The weather (Last week's; We like to be accurate)

o+    What do the deficit, nudists, and Ferraro have in common? (1)

o+    In-depth report: How healthy are Mike Wallace's Teeth?

o+    The southeast Cincinnati water pressure report

o+    Locations of squirrel nests

o+    Lots of ads

o+    The raging debate over the Statue of Liberty, well drilling and the
     Moral Majority

o+    Entertainment Review: Aerobics with Martin Feldstien

o+    White space

o+    Notes from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir's mid-rehearsal break.

o+    This week's radar speed trap locations (Greater New Jersey)

o+    Consumer Report: Where to find Cheerios in the San Diego area.

o+    Would you buy a used car from Walter Mondale?  (You can, at Frobozz
     Chevrolet, 221 S. 8th St., Minneapolis!)

o+    Handy Hints dept: Changing a light bulb: Karl Jaszczak, Horst
     Skowkowski and Vladislov Czlowmik answer a long-standing question.

     (1) Hint: count the letters
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Ray Simard
Loral Instrumentation, San Diego
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