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From: jmd@aluxe.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes, AT&T Bell Labs, Reading, Pa.)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: TWO JOKES (ONE OFFENSIVE TO POLISH EPILEPTICS)
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Date: Tue, 27-Nov-84 14:04:06 EST
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Posted: Tue Nov 27 14:04:06 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 28-Nov-84 03:57:01 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Allentown, PA
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Did you hear about the Polack who went to the Amusement Park?  He saw a man
take an epileptic fit and he jumped on him.  He thought it was a new ride.

********** Sorry about that one.  Even more sorry about this one. **********

A man walks in to a bar and immediately begins to make bets with everyone.  All
of which he wins.  He walks up to the bartender and says he could put a glass 
at one end of the bar and he could stand at the other end and piss into the
glass without spilling a drop.  The bartender figures there is no way the man 
could do it and he bets him $20.  The guy puts a glass at one end of the bar
goes down to the other end of the bar whips it out and starts wetting the whole
place.  He pisses everywhere except in the glass.  The bartender laughing all
the time knowing the man finally made a bet he didn't win.  After the man was
finished pissing the bartender asked him why he made a bet like that knowing 
full well he couldn't do it.  The man says "you see that guy over there at the
table I just bet him $100 I could stand up on this bar and piss all over the 
place and you'd just stand there cleaning up my mess and laughing at me".