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From: oper@uwmacc.UUCP (Unix operator)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: To JOKERS who argue on this nonsense here
Message-ID: <489@uwmacc.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 26-Nov-84 09:59:50 EST
Article-I.D.: uwmacc.489
Posted: Mon Nov 26 09:59:50 1984
Date-Received: Wed, 28-Nov-84 04:01:55 EST
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Reply-To: oper@maccunix.UUCP (Unix operator c/o Steve Manning)
Distribution: net
Organization: UWisconsin-Madison Academic Comp Center
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Summary: Guilty as charged...


	I must confess my guilt.  I posted to this newsgroup without including 
a joke in my posting.  My only justification is that I was explaining the 
original joke to one of our fellow netlanders who obviously doesn't have
uch-may on the all-bay.

	In order to soothe my guilty conscience, I freely offer to the net
this toll-free Dial-A-Joke number provided by a local radio station.  Just
dial 1-800-291-WQFM for the joke, which is changed daily.

	Well, that takes care of the joke for the previous posting, so now
I'll provide a joke for this posting, and here it is...

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	Three young wives are talking about their pregnancies...

	Mother-to-be #1 says: "My husband was on top, so I'm going to 
have a boy!"

	Mother-to-be #2 says: "I was on top, so I'm going to have a girl!"

	At this, mother-to-be #3 begins crying hysterically.

	"What's the matter??" say the first two.

	Mother-to-be #3 wails: "I'm going to have a puppy!!"


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	Steve Manning, Madison Academic Computing Center

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