Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site mit-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!mit-eddie!rh From: rh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: The Purity/Experience Tests (Long!!!) Message-ID: <3193@mit-eddie.UUCP> Date: Tue, 27-Nov-84 02:10:01 EST Article-I.D.: mit-eddi.3193 Posted: Tue Nov 27 02:10:01 1984 Date-Received: Wed, 28-Nov-84 02:47:01 EST Distribution: net.singles Organization: MIT, Cambridge, MA Lines: 526 Well, here it is, folks. I got quite a number of responses, so I decided to post. Note that this stuff isn't for the faint of heart, some of these questions can be pretty rude. There are three tests listed here: my own experience test, and the Male and Female Purity Tests (I would rather be experienced than pure, but that's the way it goes. As I had mentioned, I have a program written in Tops-20 Assembler that will administer these tests, given a file in a certain format. These text files were produced by using a text option that I also coded. If anyone is interested in seeing (or using) the source, or would like to see the format of the files, just ask. I would appreciate hearing any suggestions for questions for the experience test. The testor program is currently able to deal with 400 questions. I'd like to have to recompile that with a larger number sometime soon. So, without further ado, here's 500+ lines of stuff designed to see what you're made of. **************************************************************** The Unisex Experience Test SOMEONE means a member of the opposite sex. Have you ever... 1. Been sexually aroused? 2. Had an arousing dream? 3. Had an orgasm? 4. Kissed someone (French kissed)? 5. Kissed someone other than on the lips? 6. Slept with someone (just slept)? 7. Had a date past 4:00 AM? 8. Had a date Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend? 9. Kissed someone while you were in the horizontal position? 10. Kissed someone on the first date? 11. Ear Frenched (or by) someone? 12. Necked continuously for more than 15 minutes? 13. Necked continuously for more than 2 hours? 14. Petted below the shoulders? 15. Slow danced with someone? 16. Had you or your partner have an orgasm while petting? 17. Exaggerated about your sexual experience? 18. Gone out with only one person for a while? 19. Gone swimming with someone in the nude? 20. Bathed or showered with someone? 21. Stuffed a bra or pants? 22. Picked someone up, or let someone pick you up? BEEN ON EITHER END OF THE FOLLOWING FIVE ITEMS: 23. Fondling a woman's covered breast? 24. Fondling a woman's bare breast? 25. Fondling the bare breast of a woman who was picked up? 26. Sucking a woman's nipple? 27. Pinching or patting the buttocks of a member of the opposite sex? CONTINUE NORMALLY: (SOMEONE means a member of the opposite sex.) 28. Fondled someone's covered genitals? 29. Had your covered genitals fondled? 30. Fondled someone's covered genitals on the first date? 31. Had your covered genitals fondled on the first date? 32. Fondled someone's bare genitals? 33. Had your bare genitals fondled? 34. Fondled someone's bare genitals on the first date? 35. Had your bare genitals fondled on the first date? 36. Gone through the motions of sexual intercourse with clothes on? 37. Gone through the motions of sex with clothes on on the first date? 38. Seen someone completely nude? 39. Been seen completely nude by someone? 40. Been with someone with both of you completely nude? 41. Told someone you loved them when you knew that you didn't? 42. Had two dates with two different people on the same night? 43. Gone steady with more than one person at the same time? 44. Done the above without them knowing about each other? 45. Told or listened to dirty jokes in mixed company? 46. Read pornographic literature? 47. Bought pornographic literature? 48. Bought sexual objects (like from a sex shop or mail order)? 49. Seen a pornographic movie? 50. Seen a burlesque show? 51. Masturbated? 52. Masturbated with any foreign object? 53. Masturbated out of doors? 54. Masturbated somewhere where someone could have discovered you? 55. Masturbated while someone was watching? 56. Masturbated at least once a week for more than three months? 57. Masturbated at least once a day for more than one month? 58. Discussed masturbation? 59. Discussed masturbation with a member of the opposite sex? DRUGS, ETC. 60. Smoked a cigarette, cigar, or pipe? 61. Smoked or eaten marijuana? 62. Had an alcoholic drink? 63. Been intoxicated? 64. Vomitted due to excessive alcohol? 65. Passed out due to excessive alcohol? 66. Completely forgotten what happened while you were very drunk? 67. Bought any illegal drugs? 68. Sold any illegal drugs? 69. Taken stimulants (other than caffine)? 70. Taken depressants or pain-killers (Valium, Darvon, Phenobarb)? 71. Inhaled nitrous oxide? 72. Sniffed glue, or anything containing amyl or butyl nitrate? 73. Used any opiate in any form? 74. Used cocaine? 75. Injected any drug into your veins? 76. Taken PCP (angel dust)? 77. Done any of the above four items more than once? 78. Tripped (taken LSD or Psilocybin or Peyote)? 79. Tripped more than once? 80. Tripped five or more times? 81. Tripped ten or more times? 82. Had sex while tripping? 83. Been arrested? 84. Been convicted of a felony? 85. Committed any felony not listed on this test? SERIOUS SEX: 86. Been propositioned by someone? 87. Propositioned someone? 88. Given a back-rub with ulterior motives? 89. Fondled someone who was asleep? 90. Attempted to seduce someone? 91. Lied to someone in order to seduce them? 92. Been on either end of an attempted (or successful) rape? 93. Performed oral sex on someone? 94. Had oral sex performed on you? 95. Done both simultaneously (69)? 96. Performed mutual masturbation? 97. Maneuvered someone into bed with you somewhat against their will? 98. Successfully used any drug to lower someone's inhibition? 99. Had sexual intercourse? 100. Had (heterosexual) sex without any form of birth control? 101. Had sex with a virgin? 102. Had sex with more than one virgin? 103. Had sex in a room other than a bedroom? 104. Had sex on a floor? 105. Had sex on a table? 106. Had sex in a tub or shower? 107. Had sex in a car? 108. Had sex dog fashion (from behind)? 109. Had sex on both top and bottom? 110. Had sex sitting up? 111. Had anal sex? 112. Had sex in any position other than those mentioned? 113. Had sex on the first date? 114. Had sex with more than one person? 115. Had sex with five or more people? 116. Had sex with ten or more people? 117. Had sex ten or more times with one person? 118. Had sex more than once in the same twenty-four hour period? 119. Had sex three or more times in the same twenty-four hour period? 120. Had sex five or more times in the same twenty-four hour period? 121. Had sex with someone of a different race? 122. Had sex with more than one person within twenty-four hours? 123. Had sex while someone was watching? 124. Had sex out of doors? 125. Had sex in a place where you could be discovered? 126. Had sex for money, or paid for sex yourself? 127. Had sex for some other favor, or given some favor for sex? 128. Had sex with someone 5 or more years older or younger than you? 129. Had sex with someone 10 or more years older or younger than you? 130. Had sex with someone 15 or more years older or younger than you? 131. Had sex with someone who was married at the time? 132. Had sex with someone who had been married? 133. Been married yourself? 134. Been in a menage a trois? 135. Been or caused someone to be pregnant? 136. Had or caused someone to have an abortion? 137. Had or caused someone to have an illegitimate child? 138. Had venereal disease? 139. Had venereal disease more than once? 140. Transmitted venereal disease to someone? 141. Participated in a gang bang? 142. Been involved in the committing of statutory rape? 143. Willingly committed incest? 144. Been involved in the committing of adultery? 145. Exposed yourself in public? HOMOSEXUAL: (This is a rather long section. Everything in this section is to be interpretted for homosexuality. This section continues until SERIOUSLY KINKY THINGS. In here, SOMEONE means a member of your own sex.) 146. Kissed someone (French kissed)? 147. Kissed someone other than on the lips? 148. Fondled someone's covered genitals? 149. Had your covered genitals fondled? 150. Fondled someone's bare genitals? 151. Had your bare genitals fondled? 152. Held hands or otherwise displayed affection in public? 153. Been propositioned by someone? 154. Propositioned someone? 155. Fondled someone who was asleep? 156. Attempted to seduce someone? 157. Lied to someone in order to seduce them? 158. Been on either end of an attempted (or successful) rape? 159. Had you or your partner have an orgasm while petting? 160. Performed oral sex on someone? 161. Had oral sex performed on you? 162. Done both simultaneously (69)? 163. Maneuvered someone into bed with you somewhat against their will? 164. Successfully used any drug to lower someone's inhibition? 165. Imitated the motions of sexual intercourse (crotch to crotch or anal sex)? HOMOSEXUAL: Definition: For this section, SEX means any of the following Oral sex (either way), mutual masturbation, anal sex, crotch-to-crotch grinding, tongue-bathing. 166. Had sex with more than one person? 167. Had sex with five or more people? 168. Had sex with ten or more people? 169. Had sex ten or more times with one person? 170. Had sex more than once in the same twenty-four hour period? 171. Had sex three or more times in the same twenty-four hour period? 172. Had sex five or more times in the same twenty-four hour period? 173. Had sex with both sexes within twenty-four hours? 174. Been decidedly bisexual for a period of time? 175. Considered never being heterosexual again? 176. Had sex with someone of a different race? 177. Had sex with more than one person within twenty-four hours? 178. Had sex while someone was watching? 179. Had sex out of doors? 180. Had sex in a place where you could be discovered? 181. Had sex for money, or paid for sex yourself? 182. Had sex for some other favor, or given some favor for sex? 183. Had sex with someone 5 or more years older or younger than you? 184. Had sex with someone 10 or more years older or younger than you? 185. Had sex with someone 15 or more years older or younger than you? 186. Had sex with someone who was married at the time? 187. Had sex with someone who had been married? 188. Been married yourself (to a member of your own sex)? 189. Been in a menage a trois? 190. Picked someone up, or let someone pick you up? 191. Gone through the motions of sexual intercourse with clothes on? SERIOUSLY KINKY THINGS: 192. Used food for masturbating with (alone counts also)? 193. Eaten it afterward? 194. Used a feather? 195. Used a nylon stocking, or something like (like for a rope-trick)? 196. Used a basket? 197. Worn a grope suit? 198. Used ropes or chains or handcuffs for bondage? 199. Had sex on a waterbed? 200. Had sex with someone who was blind-folded? 201. Had sex with someone who was gagged? 202. Inflicted pain or had pain inflicted during sex? 203. Used tacks and/or salt? 204. Used a whip or something similar for pain? 205. Fist-fucked? 206. Performed oral sex after intercourse (without washing)? 207. Drawn blood or had blood drawn by biting? 208. Been involved in cunnilingus during a woman's period? 209. Licked someone's anus? 210. Licked someone's anus while they were defecating? 211. Swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretion? 212. Drank someone else's (or your own) urine? 213. Drank blood? 214. Drank nasal mucous? 215. Kissed your partner after oral sex? 216. Put your hand in your mouth after masturbating? 217. Had oral sex in a moving car? 218. Had intercourse in a moving car? 219. Licked your partner's feet, or had your feet licked? 220. Been involved in oxygen-deprivation for sexual enhancement (This includes strangulation or covering face with pillow.)? 221. Put any kind of food on yours or your partners body and ate it? 222. Had sex with an animal? 223. Had sex with an animal more than once? 224. Had sex with more than one kind of animal? 225. Performed oral sex on an animal? 226. Had sex with a small animal (dog, cat, chicken, hamster, etc.)? 227. Played piano (or some other instrument), hacked computers, watched TV, or something along these line while having sex? 228. Made audio tapes of yourself having sex? 229. Been involved in nude picture-taking? 230. Filmed (video or optical) a sex act? 231. Been involved in group sex (four or more)? 232. Been involved in bisexual group sex (four or more)? 233. Made intimate contact with two or more people at the same time? 234. Been in a group of ten or more people having sex? 235. Had sex with two or more members of a nuclear family (at different times)? 236. Done the above with both sexes represented? 237. Had sex with two or more members of a nuclear family (at the same time)? 238. Done the above with both sexes represented? 239. Had sex in a tree? 240. Had sex underwater? 241. Had sex while skydiving? 242. Had sex on a commercial airline? 243. Had sex on a private plane? 244. Had sex on a boat or ship? 245. Done anything so extreme that it wasn't on here? 246. Done more than one such thing? **************************************************************** MALE PURITY TEST Score one point for each question answered no. Score may be called percent of purity. Have you ever... 1. Experienced an erection? 2. Experienced an erection in the last three months? 3. Experienced an erection for more than one hour continuously? 4. Had a wet dream? 5. Had a date with a real live girl? 6. Had a date past 4:00 AM? 7. Had a date on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend? 8. Kissed a girl? 9. Kissed a girl in the last three months? 10. Kissed a girl while both of you were in the horizontal position? 11. Kissed a girl on the neck? 12. Kissed a girl on the first date? 13. French kissed a girl? 14. Nibbled on a girl's earlobe? 15. Danced with a girl? 16. Danced with a girl cheek to cheek? 17. Experienced an erection while dancing with a girl? 18. Had an ejaculation while dancing with a girl? 19. Necked continuously for more than fifteen minutes? 20. Necked continuously for more than two hours? 21. Pinched or patted a girl's buttocks? 22. Petted below the shoulders (not your own)? 23. Unfastened and removed a girl's bra? 24. Fondled the covered breast of a girl? 25. Fondled a girl's bare breast? 26. Fondled a girl's bare breast in the last three months? 27. Done No. 25 with a girl you picked up? 28. Done No. 25 with a girl who was unconcious or asleep? 29. Sucked the nipple of a human female subsequent to your weaning? 30. Done No. 29 in the last three months? 31. Put your hand under a girl's skirt? 32. Fingered and fondled a girl's vagina? 33. Done No. 32 in the last three months? 34. Done No. 32 on the first date with a girl? 35. Had your bare genitals fondled by a girl? 36. Had an ejaculation while petting or being petted? 37. Seen a completely nude woman in the flesh? 38. Undressed a girl completely? 39. Had a girl completely undress you? 40. Gone swimming with a nude girl? 41. Gone through the motions of sexual intercourse while fully clothed? 42. Been in bed since age 15 with a woman who was not more than 3 years younger than yourself? 43. Told a girl you loved her while you did not? 44. Told meaningless promises of marriage in order to seduce a girl? 45. Fondled a girl less than 15 since you were 15? 46. Intentionally jostled a woman you have never seen before? 47. Discussed masturbation with a girl? 48. Masturbated in the last three months? 49. Masturbated at least once a week for the past three months? 50. Masturbated at least once a day for the past three months? 51. Told dirty jokes to, or been told by a girl? 52. Been arrested? 53. Read pornographic literature? 54. Seen a pornographic movie? 55. Seen a burlesque show? 56. Smoked a cigarette, cigar or pipe? 57. Had an alcoholic drink? 58. Barfed due to excessive consumption of alcohol? 59. Successfully used alcohol to lower a girl's resistance? 60. Passed out due to excessive consumption of alcohol? 61. Been propositioned by a homosexual or propositioned a man yourself? 62. Had your bare genitals fondled by a man (other than your doctor)? 63. Fondled the genitals of a man yourself? 64. Been in a serious fight since you were 15? 65. Used narcotics? 66. Attempted to seduce a girl? 67. Attempted to rape a girl? 68. Ejaculated into a girl's mouth? 69. ? 70. Had sexual intercourse? 71. Done No. 70 in the last three months? 72. Done No. 70 without a condom? 73. Done No. 70 with a virgin (not you)? 74. Done No. 70 during her menstruation? 75. Done No. 70 in a bed? 76. Done No. 70 in a car? 77. Done No. 70 in a dorm or frat? 78. Done No. 70 dog fashion (from behind)? 79. Done No. 70 Greek fashion (anal intercourse)? 80. Done No. 70 sitting up? 81. Done No. 70 on the first date? 82. Done No. 70 with a girl who was asleep or unconscious? 83. Done No. 70 with a girl of a different race? 84. Done No. 70 with a prostitute? 85. Done No. 70 with more than one girl? 86. Done No. 70 with more than five girls? 87. Done No. 70 with more than ten girls? 88. Done No. 70 with more than one girl on the same night? 89. Done No. 70 more than three times on the same night? 90. Done No. 70 more than ten times with one particular girl? 91. Ejaculated before an impending entry (messy, aren't you)? 92. Had venereal disease? 93. Been watched during intercourse by an impartial observer? 94. Cause a girl to become pregnant? 95. Committed statutory rape? 96. Committed forcible rape? 97. Committed zoophilia (screwed an animal)? 98. Committed adultery? 99. Committed incest? 100. Committed a felony other than those mentioned above (as if they weren't enough)? **************************************************************** FEMALE PURITY TEST Score one point for each question answered no. Score may be called percent of purity. Have you ever... 1. Menstruated (if the answer to this one is no, try taking the men's test)? 2. Used a tampon? 3. Had a clitoral erection? 4. Had a date with a (real live) man? 5. Kissed a man? 6. Had a date past 4:00 AM? 7. Had a date Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend? 8. Kissed a man in the last three months? 9. Kissed a man while you were in a horizontal position? 10. Kissed a man on the first date? 11. French kissed a man? 12. Ear frenched a (or by a) man? 13. Danced with a man? 14. Danced cheek to cheek with a man? 15. Necked continuously for more than fifteen minutes? 16. Necked continuously for more than two hours? 17. Lied to break a date? 18. Gone steady? 19. Petted below the shoulders? 20. Gone swimming with a man in the nude? 21. Bathed or showered with a man? 22. Had your bare breast fondled by a man? 23. Had a man fondle your bare breast? 24. Had a man remove your brassiere? 25. Done No. 23 in the last three months? 26. Worn falsies? 27. Had your bare breast fondled by a man who picked you up? 28. Had your nipple sucked by a man subsequent to his weaning? 29. Done No. 28 in the last three months? 30. Had a man's hand under your skirt? 31. Had your vagina fondled by a man? 32. Had a man fondle your vagina on the first date? 33. Had your vagina fondled in the last three months? 34. Been in bed since age 13 with a man not more than two years older than yourself? 35. Gone through the motions of sexual intercourse while completely dressed? 36. Seen a completely nude man? 37. Been seen completely nude by a man? 38. Been completely undressed by a man? 39. Told a man you loved him when you didn't? 40. Had two dates on the same night with two different men? 41. Gone steady with two men at the same time? 42. Told or listened to dirty jokes in mixed company? 43. Read pronographic literature? 44. Seen a pornographic movie? 45. Seen a burlesque show? 46. Masturbated? 47. Discussed masturbation with a man? 48. Masturbated in the last three months? 49. Masturbated with foreign objects (e.g. coke bottle, cylindrical slide rule, etc.)? 50. Masturbated while menstruating? 51. Reached a sexual climax? 52. Smoked a cigarette, cigar, pipe, or used chewing tobacco? 53. Been arrested? 54. Had an alcoholic drink? 55. Barfed due to excessive drinking? 56. Passed out due to excessive consumption of alcohol? 57. Used narcotics? 58. Been propositioned by a lesbian, or propositioned another woman? 59. Had a homosexual experience with another woman? 60. Had your bare genitals fondled by another woman? 61. Been the victim of (attempted) rape? 62. Been engaged? 63. Committed zooerastia (bestiality)? 64. Unbuckled a man's belt or unzipped a man's fly? 65. Undressed a man completely? 66. Fondled a man's bare genitals? 67. Sucked a penis (a man's)? 68. Participated in cunnilingus with a man? 69. ? 70. Had sexual intercourse? 71. Done No. 70 in the last three months? 72. Done No. 70 without a condom? 73. Done No. 70 with a virgin (him, not you)? 74. Done No. 70 during menstruation (yours)? 75. Done No. 70 in a bed? 76. Done No. 70 in a car? 77. Done No. 70 in a dorm or frat? 78. Done No. 70 dog fashion (from rear)? 79. Done No. 70 Greek fashion (anal intercourse)? 80. Done No. 70 sitting up? 81. Done No. 70 on the first date? 82. Done No. 70 with a man of a different race? 83. Done No. 70 with more than one man? 84. Done No. 70 with more than five men? 85. Done No. 70 with more than ten men? 86. Done No. 70 with more than one man on the same night? 87. Done No. 70 more than three times on the same night? 88. Done No. 70 more than ten times with one particular man (or one that is not so particular)? 89. Taken money for sexual intercourse? 90. Been "employed" in a house of ill repute? 91. Been watched during sexual intercourse by an impartial observer? 92. Had venereal disease? 93. Become pregnant? 94. Had an abortion? 95. Had an illegitimate child? 96. Participated in a gang bang? 97. Committed statutory rape (oh yes, you can)? 98. Committed adultery? 99. Committed incest? 100. Committed a felony (other than the ones above)? -- Randwulf (Randy Haskins); Path= genrad!mit-eddie!rh