Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 8/28/84; site lll-crg.ARPA Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!ut-sally!ut-ngp!lll-crg!bandy From: bandy@lll-crg.ARPA (Andrew Scott Beals) Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: net.flame seems pretty dim to me Message-ID: <344@lll-crg.ARPA> Date: Sun, 30-Dec-84 21:15:18 EST Article-I.D.: lll-crg.344 Posted: Sun Dec 30 21:15:18 1984 Date-Received: Sun, 13-Jan-85 07:59:10 EST Distribution: net Organization: Lawrence Livermore Labs, CRG group Lines: 74 Well, today was the big day - I caught up with all my back netnews. I was suprised by the lucidness on some groups and greatly disapointed by others. This newsgroup is the one that most disapoints me. I'm sorry folks, but it seems that net.flame would be more appropriately named "net.ad-hominem-attacks" (please pardon the possible spelling error). Not only are your flames not too bright, they're not really all that funny. I submit to you something that I wrote a number of months ago at the end of a very long night: Date: Sun 15 Apr 84 10:07:04-EST From: Andrew Scott Beals Subject: Re: "where are all the nice guys?" In-Reply-To: Message from "Cynthia A. Norman " of Sun 8 Apr 84 00:33:09-EST Date: Sunday, 8 April 1984, 00:33-EST From: Cynthia A. Norman What is it with you crazy heterosexuals anyway? Cyndi What is it with us crazy heterosexuals? Well, Missy Norman (I don't know nuttin 'bout birthin babies), let me tell you a thing or two. Why when I was last down on the farm... (sorry, got carried away) Us crazy heterosexual >males< have this drive, this drive for unmitigated, 24 hour manly fufillment of our sexual needs. What do we need for for this? Do we need ``sensitivity''? Do we need ``kindness''? Do we need ``relationships''? No! We need Real Women. Women who won't give us shit for not giving them an orgasm. Women who won't give us shit for our dirty fingernails. Women who won't make us eat with knives and forks when we visit her grandparents. What we need are women who don't say things like ``Well, Harry Foobar bought HIS wife a 5 caret DIAMOND! Now, doesn't that give you an idea?'' What we REALLY NEED are women who say ``Baaaaa''!!! Ahhhh... Their fleece is soft, their warm bleating mouths never complain, and best of all, they don't have a brain in their head! Ah yes, the joy of a good fu*k and then, after the slaughter, a superb leg of lamb! There is nothing that can compare to the combination of carnal and carnivorous pleasure. To know that that mouth watering dish once made your mouth water in quite a different way. Oh joy, oh rapture unforseen, oh what pleasure satisfying your animalistic urges with an animal brings! Their eyes so deep, their teeth so bright, their breasts so many! I am now freed of the bonds that once tied me to an existence of art galleries, folk music, and bad feminist poetry! Roses are red, Violets are blue, Give me a sheep, It tastes better than you! Tongue planted firmly in [ ], andy ---------------------------------------------------------------- Standard disclaimer: This has nothing whatsoever to do with anything that even remotely resembles anyone's opinion. I suspect that it is actually MIT-OZ's opinion because I don't remember typing it in. Currently entombed in the wilds of southern "New Hampsha", andy beals BelTel: (603) 497-2145 ARPA: Bandy@{gluteus,mit-prep} Usnail: P.O. Box 131 UUCP: ...!dual!lll-crg!bandy Goffstown NH 03045