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From: jack@hpfclg.UUCP (jack)
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Subject: Lunchtime for Jack
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Date: Wed, 16-Jan-85 13:13:00 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 16 13:13:00 1985
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Nf-From: hpfclg!jack    Jan 16 10:13:00 1985

Jack goes to an Italian restaurant...

Waitress:  Hello, what can I get you?
Jack:      The spaghetti with garlic & olive oil looks good.
	   Does it contain any meat or cheese?
Waitress:  No, it doesn't.
Jack:	   So there's none in the sauce or anywhere?  Absolutely none?
Waitress:  No, none at all.
Jack:      That's great, 'cause I can't eat meat or cheese.
<time passes>
<waitress arrives with spaghetti>
Waitress:   It's got some cheese on it, is that okay?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

					-Jack Applin
					 Trapped in a world he never made

P.S.:
   I ate garlic bread while she took it back.