Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 5/3/83; site ukc.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!teddy!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!mcvax!ukc!ncg From: ncg@ukc.UUCP (N.C.Gale) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Stupid Wintry Joke(rot13) may be offensive Message-ID: <4768@ukc.UUCP> Date: Thu, 17-Jan-85 13:25:09 EST Article-I.D.: ukc.4768 Posted: Thu Jan 17 13:25:09 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 21-Jan-85 01:28:57 EST References: <217@cmu-cs-g.ARPA> Reply-To: ncg@ukc.UUCP please don't Organization: Computing Laboratory, U of Kent at Canterbury, UK Lines: 106 Summary: Gklpx nkkd m hmkbgjf! Gur sbhe jvaqf oyrj nf gurl unq arire oybja orsber, ubjyvat yvxr fveraf va gur rirf bs gur byq ubhfr. Gur snzvyl fng uhqqyrq ebhaq gurve oynmvat sver, jvfuvat gung gurl unq prageny urngvat. Gurve fgnpx bs sverjbbq jnf encvqyl qvfnccrnevat. Fnvq Sngure: "Jubfr ghea vf vg gb srgpu gur sverjbbq?" Ohg uvf jvsr naq gjb qnhtugref znqr ab ercyl. Sbe tbbq ernfba: gur jbbq-cvyr jnf ng gur obggbz bs gur tneqra, ol gur furq. Fbzr svsgl lneqf sebz gur ubhfr, guebhtu gur jbefg oyvmmneq va yvivat zrzbel. N urngrq nethzrag rafhrq, ohg vg fbba orpnzr pyrne gung ab fbyhgvba jbhyq or ernpurq, fb Fnvq Sngure: "Gur bayl jnl gb erfbyir guvf vf gb nterr gung jubfbrire fcrnxf arkg, ur (be fur) funyy or gur bar." Gur erfg bs gur snzvyl nterrq, naq fvyrapr jbhyq unir frggyrq ba gur f ubhfr, jrer vg abg sbe gur tbqnjshy enpxrg gung gur jrngure jnf znxvat. Naq fb vg erznvarq hagvy gurer pnzr n senagvp xabpx ba gur qbbe. Qncuar, gur ryqrfg qnhtugre (ntr 20, fnl) nafjrerq vg jvgubhg hggrevat n jbeq. Guebhtu gur qbbe pnzr zhpu fabj naq pbyq nve, naq nyfb ure svnapr(nphgr), Wbuna. Ur unq pbzr gb cvpx Qncuar hc, ohg uvf zbqr bs genafcbeg unq qvrq va n fabjqevsg, frireny uhaqerq lneqf qbja gur ebnq. Va jnyxvat gung qvfgnapr, ur unq pbzr fb pybfr gb na vprl qrngu, naq abj uvf grrgu punggrerq fb zhpu gung ur pbhyq fnl abguvat vagryyvtvoyr. Qncuar pbhyq abg fnl nalguvat, bs pbhefr, fb fur sbhaq fbzr bgure zrgubq sbe pbafbyvat uvz: anzryl, jnezvat uvz jvgu ure obql. Abg bayl jnf Wbuna jnezrq ol guvf, bgure gubhtugf guna pbairefngvba jrer nyfb ragrevat uvf zvaq. Gur snzvyl'f fvyrapr qvfgheorq uvz, ubjrire. Fb juvyr Qncuar fahttyrq ntnvafg uvz, ur znqr n unaqshy bs nggrzcgf gb fgneg fbzr qvnybthr. Ohg nyy ur tbg va erghea jrer fuehtf naq abqf. Guvaxf Wbuna: "Jryy, abj. Fbzrguvat'f hc, urer.... Creuncf V pbhyq fubpx gurz vagb npgvba?" Fb ur ortna gb erfcbaq gb Qncuar'f nqinaprf. Zber fb guna fur jbhyq jvfu, va sebag bs ure cneragf, fb fur ortna gb chfu njnl. Ohg Wbuna crefvfgrq fgebatyl, naq ortna gb haohggba ure oybhfr. Abg n jbeq jnf fcbxra. Fb Wbuna haqerffrq ure pbzcyrgryl, qrfcvgr ure (yrffraavat) fgehttyrf. Naq gura ur ynl ol ure ( vr ur S**xrq ure), qhevat juvpu ab bar fnvq n jbeq. Nfgbavfuvatyl fbba nsgre svavfuvat gur qrrq, Wbuna qrirybcrq na nccrgvgr sbe zber. Ohg ur fgvyy unq abg cebibxrq fcrrpu sebz nalbar. Ur zbirq, gurersber, gb orfvqr Ryfcrg, gur lbhatre fvfgre bs Qncuar, jub jnf abg n yvggyr nebhfrq ol guvf gvzr. Naq gur fnzr pbhefr bs riragf gbbx cynpr jvgu ure, ohg fgvyy ab bar fcbxr. Guvf gvzr, ubjrire, vg gbbx n yvggyr ybatre sbe uvf nccrgvgr sbe fhpu guvatf gb or erfgberq. Va guvf gvzr, ur gevrq bofprar ynathntr, naq guerngravat orunivbhe, ohg pbafvqrevat jung unq whfg gnxra cynpr, uvf rssbegf jrer jnfgrq. Fb ur fvqyrq hc gb Zef., naq ortna ceryvzvanel nqinaprf hcba ure iveghr. Vg jnf abj dhvgr cnvashy gb fb qb, ohg n cevapvcyr jnf ng fgnxr, fb ur pbagvahrq oeniryl. Ur gevrq fcnaxvat ure n ovg, naq tbvat qbttl-snfuvba, ohg Sngure bayl nqbcgrq n tynmrq rkcerffvba, naq fnvq abg n jbeq. Guvf qbar, Wbuna unq gb nqzvg qrsrng. Ur jnf bhg bs vqrnf, naq hayvxryl gb or noyr gb cresbez ntnva va gur arne shgher, naq hajvyyvat gb gel. Guvaxf Wbuna: "Jung gur Uryy, vg jnf sha juvyr vg ynfgrq. V funyy qrfvfg sebz guvf shgvyr chefhvg, naq vafgrnq svk zlfrys n purrfr fnaqjvpu jvgu cvpnyvyyl" Fb ur yrsg gur cebgrpgvir fcurer bs jnezgu nebhaq gur sver, naq ragrerq gur xvgpura. Ur sbhaq gur oernq naq purrfr va gur yneqre. Juvyr nggrzcgvat gb hfr gur 'f cnegvphyneyl gevpxl purrfr-tengr, ur gbbx n ynetr nzbhag bs fxva sebz gur svatref bs uvf yrsg unaq. Guvf jnf bar bs gurfr rkgerzryl zvabe vawhevrf juvpu vf cnvashy bhg bs nyy cebcbegvba gb vgf frirevgl. Ur gevrq ehaavat pbyq jngre bire uvf unaq, ohg gur cvcrf unq nyy sebmra. Fb ur jrag onpx vagb gur Fvggvat Ebbz (vr Ybhatr), naq vagb gur sveryvtug. Fnvq Wbuna: "Jurer pna V svaq fbzr Infnyvar be fbzrguvat?" Sngure yrncg gb uvf srrg. "V'yy trg gur sverjbbq" ur fnvq. zl ncbybtvrf sbe gur fgnaqneq bs gur wbxr vg'f gur gubhtug gung pbhagf, gubhtu, vfa'g vg? dhvgr jryy jevggra, gubhtu, V gubhtug. V ubcr lbh sbervtaref xabj jung Infnyvar vf. (nf Obyybpxf, Qherk rgp) Avtr Tnyr, Havirefvgl bs Xrag @ Pnagreohel